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Reasons why Steven Seagal is always squinting
April 6th, 2006 at 8:32am | No CommentsEveryone seems so puny to him The guy he was going to kill just shit his pants and it really stinks People are boring the shit right out of him Someone accused him of having a small penis He’s having trouble reading the small type on the MacDonald’s menu His Gold Bond medicated foot powder ... read more »
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Story: A bidder end to my luck at the auction
October 24th, 2005 at 3:51pm | 2 CommentsI figured that it is about time that I share this story of my misfortune with the world. Most of my friends get a real kick out of it. I needed a new TV and Able Auctions happened to be having an Office Furniture auction coming up with some TVs in it. I figured since ... read more »