• Everyone seems so puny to him
• The guy he was going to kill just shit his pants and it really stinks
• People are boring the shit right out of him
• Someone accused him of having a small penis
• He’s having trouble reading the small type on the MacDonald’s menu
• His Gold Bond medicated foot powder isn’t working
• He choked his optometrist
• He can’t recognize someone after he smashed their face in
• He’s thinking and it hurts
• He’s watching one of his movies
• He’s so far Above the Law he can hardly see anything

I sent out an “ActivePython 2.4.3.11 Released” e-mail yesterday to the ActiveState team and as usual attached a picture of some celebrity. This time it happened to be the squinting machine himself, Steven Seagal.

After I sent it out, Luke and I were chatting over IM and had a funny conversation guessing why ‘ol Steve is always squinting. I figured it was worth sharing.